1. Tweaker Bikes.
Named after the tweakers that ride around Hayward at all hours of the night on biciclyes because they a. can't afford cars, b. have had their licences revoked due to DUIs and/or c. maybe bicycles feel really cool or ride on when your on meth, our bikes may just be the laughing stock of the race. Seriously, its so bad that my mom is wants me to teach her how to write a blog just so she can talk about them, and she barely knows how to copy and paste. (stayed tuned to see if she actually learns how to do this and posts the blog)
2. Diaper Shorts
Padded bike shorts purchased so that our asses and nether regions would agree to stick with us through this entire ordeal. Needless to say, they make you feel like a 2 year old, which goes nicely with my elbow and knee boo-boos.
3. Elbow and Knee Boo-Boos:
When everyone keeps asking you "What Happened?!" expecting some really cool story about how I got in a fight with a tiger or was mugged and then laughs when I tell them what really happened. Oh and the fact that I still call them boo-boos even though I am a 26 year old "adult"
4. Sweaty Butt:
Lets face it, having a sweaty butt crack at the gym is just plain embarassing. But apparently less embarassing than falling off your bike in the street because I endure this one over riding in the streets most training sessions.
5. Riding a Bike, period:
Everyone says they laugh when they try to picture me riding a bike. How can someone look like they'd be bad at riding a bike?? Plus I apparently can't ride in a straight line and wobble too and fro, accoring to my mother who refuses to ride next to me when we train together. I'm being judged by my mother, this can't be good.
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